Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Ode to Ghost


Hey all, I know it's a little late this week and I'm sorry for that. I hope you enjoy my poem about ghosts.

The Midnight Ball

Every night when cat howl greets the midnight tolls
The spirits waver in their cold lost homes beneath the earth
Rising up to a ghostly chorus that plays a forgotten tune
As the music takes them and faded memories of a life long gone
They twirl and whirl and spin and swoon about the stones
Each forgetting, if only for a little while, that it ended too soon


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Friday, October 12, 2012

Paranormal SWAT #2


Well we have arrived at week 2 of October and here's my second story. The continuing adventures of our band of heroes introduced in the Paranormal S.W.A.T. and the Cul-de-sac to Hell. So let's see how they do facing a demon possessed rock band when some of the team are unavailable.


Paranormal S.W.A.T.
Supernatural Weapons & Arcane Tactics
at
The Heavy Metal Exorcism

SOLDIER FIELD IS PROUD TO PRESENT
TONIGHT FOR ONE SHOW ONLY
BEELZE’S BAND


“Honestly, I expected something, I don’t know, clever.” Dr. Griffin Wells, the teams scout and forensics expert, turned to the others on the sidewalk, “they went with Beezle’s Band. It’s like they want us to know their from hell.”

Lieutenant Sarah Parker of the Chicago PD looked at him, “what were you expecting, Idle Hands?”

Wells thought about it for a second, “No, it’s probably taken.”

“If we’re done with the music critique,” asked Douglas Wulf, close quarters fighter and wilderness survival expert, as he stood in the back of the truck loading clips with green rings painted on them into his pistols. He then turned, faced out the back of the truck, and handed extra clips to Wells and Rabi Adam Stein, expert in religious studies and heavy weapons operator. 

Adam took the rounds and went back to performing the last few steps of the ritual cleansing of his gear. Once he had finished he placed the purple linen sash, called a tallit, over his shoulders. He removed the Star of David from inside his blue turtle neck and let it dangle down the front of his chest, outside his armor. It was an old star, heavy and black, made from iron over two hundred years ago. He then took a large, and very old copy of the Torah from a special drawer lined with white felt in one of the cabinets, just inside the rear door. He placed the Torah carefully in a satchel with several glass vials filled with water. After he was finished he slung the satchel over his shoulder and secured it with a clip.

Sarah looked at the three assembled before her, “where’s the rest of the team?”

“We’ve left messages for Albert,” said Adam, “hopefully he’ll join us before to long but we can’t wait.” He glanced over at the setting sun, “we may have waited to long as it is. Once the sun sets they’ll be more powerful.”

“What about Blake?”

Adam pulled a micro headset out and handed it to Sarah who placed it in her ear. Then he held his hand up with three fingers extended. “How many fingers Blake?”

Blake Lagoona, the newest recruit trained in aquatic operations and a gifted sniper, was mute so the team had come up with an unique way of communicating and after a short pause they heard three clicks over the radio. 

Adam smiled, “good to hear from you,” then to Sarah, “that’s the other reason we were late we had to drop him off, he’s over at One Museum Park so he could get up high enough to cover us.”

“OK,” Sarah said, “Sounds like we’re ready to head in.”

Wells turned to face her, “you’re adorable.”

“I’m not letting you guys go in alone. I’m going with you.”

Wulf looked down at her for a moment, “Ok.” he turned back into the truck and started rummaging through some of the lockers.

Adam turned to the back of the truck, “Wulf, you can’t be serious?”

“We’re down a man, we have extra vests, and a spare helmet. There’s a spare beanbag gun, and we have plenty of ammo. This is quicker than arguing, plus she’s just going to follow us in and this way she’ll have support, and equipment. What kind of gun do you use?”

It took Sarah a moment to realize the last comment was directed at her. “Glock 22 and I have my own vest.”

Wulf dropped out of the back of the truck with an arm load of gear, “and I’m sure it’s excellent protection against mobsters, bikers, and muggers.” 

“Oh my,” said Wells.

Wulf held up one of their vests showing her the back which was inscribed with a series of glowing white runes. “The runes on this will protect you from far more than bullets.”

Sarah removed her police issue vest and put on the teams. She secured her holster on over the new vest and adjust the straps, then she hung a police issue baton from her belt. She quickly checked each piece of equipment to make sure she could draw her weapons smoothly.

“Speaking of bullets.” He handed her three clips of ammo for her glock with the green lines on them. 

“Demons are pretty solid, you’ll need these. They’re Teflon and should punch a hole in their hides.”

Sarah took the clips, “Teflon bullets are illegal.” She ejected her own clip and placed the new clip in the gun making sure to chamber a round.

“Since we’re shooting demons not cops, I think you can give us a pass.” With a final movement he handed her a beanbag shotgun, “The first several people we’ll face will be mind controlled thralls, so we use these.”

Sarah’s phone rang and she pulled it from her pocket, looked at the screen. “Good it’s my contact in the stadium.”

Adam spun on her, “you’ve got a man in the stadium?”

“He’s in the control booth he can’t hear them.” She answered the phone with a crisp, “Parker.” She spoke quickly and quietly to the person on the other end and after a brief conversation she got a relieved look on her face. She turned to the team, “I think we’re OK guys, Ernie says the stadium’s being bathed in a Heavenly white light. So, this might not be what we thought.”

Wulf cursed grabbed Sarah’s phone and took of for Soldier Field at a dead run. Adam screamed, “let’s get in there,” then he and Wells turned, weapons in hand and took off just behind Wulf. Sarah paused only the barest flicker of a second before running after them while securing the loaner helmet into place, all the while trying to figure out exactly what was wrong.

Sarah caught up as they were passing through the front doors by the ticket counter. “I don’t understand. What’s the big deal?”

“Once your done get out.” Wulf hung up the phone and handed it back to Sarah. “White light was the Devils greatest trick.”

The team approached the first set of doors and fell into an easy pattern of covering each other as they went. “White light,” Adam began, “is evil. Most people think it’s Godly, but that’s the trick of it. White is cold, frozen, lifeless, empty it‘s the color of death. Red is the color of God and good. It’s love, lust, passion, it’s alive, vibrant.”

“But the Bible..”

“The Bible says Hell is the absence of God’s love. In hell you burn but are never consumed, only cold does that. The Devil convinced humanity, that white light is the color of God, Heaven, and purity. It’s the greatest lie he ever told.”

*  *  *

As they exited the locker room and approached the field they heard the sound of the band, but the crowd was frighteningly quiet. Wulf raised a hand to stop the group and looked back at Sarah, “we have a lot of rules that keep us alive and we don’t have time to go through them all. The one you must know, rule number one, we never split up. If you can’t see at least two other people, you’re out of position and you’re going to die. If you see something that needs handling, you let the team know and we all handle it. Splitting up is a death sentence. We clear?”

“Clear.” 

“Good, once we go out there we’re gonna face some thralls, until we get closer to the stage. At which point Blake will step in and take out the sound system. He’ll also cover us if necessary. Adam’s gonna exorcise the band, and the three of us will keep everything off of him. The roadies are going to be particularly nasty, since they’ve been exposed to the band the longest. Once the demons are pushed out of the band they’ll manifest and it’ll be up to us to take ‘em out. That’s when we go to the real weapons. On the plus side, your friend Ernie is actually gonna be real helpful once we hit the field. 

“Everybody ready.” Once everyone had indicated they were ready, “Wells, call it when it’s clear.”

Wells hugged the wall to the end of the tunnel. Then looking out waited for a long moment. Sarah could feel her heart pounding as she always did in these situations. She heard Adam mumble, “Blake we’re going in. Two clicks.” and then the radio clicked twice in her ear. 

Wells held up a hand with three fingers out stretched and everyone in the hall tensed. He slowly counted down, dropping one finger at every heartbeat. Two. One. Wells stepped forward into the light of the field and cried, “hike.”

They moved out onto the field, coming out near the end zone. The stadium, was filled to capacity and several hundred people stood quietly on the field swaying gently even though the loud music forcing it’s way off the stage was of an extreme tempo. The entire stadium was in fact bathed in what Sarah would have called a beautiful white light just twenty minutes ago. Beezle’s Band was set up in the far end zone, a massive stage surrounded by huge speakers was built up against the goal posts. All through the stadium signs of the band had taken over even most of the stadiums Bears logos had been covered by hanging banners of the various band members.

The team moved forward quickly, keeping their beanbag guns constantly tracking the nearby crowd in case something happened.  

As they approached the twenty yard line, the stadium sound system, which apparently the band wasn’t using as part of the concert, kicked on. As they passed the thirty a new song began to fight against Maggot Mother, the bands newest hit. The forty yard line and the new song slowly began to grow in volume competing with the bands own music. Forty-five, the new song tickled the back of Sarah’s mind and she could almost identify it over Maggot Mother.

Sarah noticed that some of the nearby crowd was getting agitated, and as they passed the fifty yard line several audience members were beginning to look at them. The song on the PA reached a pitch comparable to the band as the first member of the audience turned to attack them and that’s when Sarah recognized the music. Ode to Joy caught up to Maggot Mother as a large man with a blue Mohawk turned and screamed at the team while charging forward. Wulf’s shotgun barked and the beanbag struck Mohawk in the face flipping him over backwards. Mohawk hung in the air for a long moment, the stadium paused as if holding it’s breath and then he slammed into the ground and the world exploded in rage. 

Several members of the crowd let out a bestial, primal howl and started running towards the team. A gangly shirtless boy, no older than fifteen angled directly for Sarah, she planted her feet instinctively and put a bag in the boys stomach. The boys slight frame pulled up short and he gasped for breath as he staggered backwards. A woman pushed past him and charged the team, Wells gun fired past Sarah’s head catching the woman in the chest knocking her backwards into the boy.

They pressed on firing their shotguns at any one who got too close. They became a deadly dance of chaos and response. As they approached the forty more and more crowd began to move in on them, people were stepping on the fallen to reach the team. Some stumbled and in that moment of unexpected gravity a beanbag would catch them in the chest or gut and push them backwards. 

At the thirty several more audience members than they could take individually started coming, Sarah had to aim her shots to put fallen targets in the way of approaching new ones. Still the screaming crowd came on. 

When they reached the twenty she saw Adam’s gun click empty, so he threw it forward smashing an attacker in the face. Then as another approached he raised his huge foot and kicked one of the crowd in the chest shoving him backward and knocking him to the ground. He picked up one man in his massive hands and hurled into the crowd.

Wells had started using his gun as a club and was braining people who got to close. Sarah fired her last round as a huge man with a beer gut broke through the crowd and charged. Sadly the shot only staggered him and after taking a step backwards Beergut shook his head and finished his approach.

Sarah dropped the now empty shotgun and pulled the baton from her belt loop. Holding it with a practiced grip she changed her stance to give her a lower center of gravity and swung the stick up betweens Beergut’s leg knocking the momentum out of him and dropping him to his knees.

As the crowd began to overwhelm them and push them towards one another Adam called out, “I’m making a path, follow me.” With that he dropped his shoulder like a line backer and hurtled forward toward the end zone and the stage. Protecting the satchel the whole way as if it were the football that would win the big game he pushed through the crowd. With every step he knocked people out of his way, some got pushed to the side, some fell backwards landing on the ground where Adam promptly stepped on them. 

The team fell in behind him racing to keep ahead of a crowd closing like the red sea after Moses lowered his arms. Something, someone clipped Sarah and she started to lose her balance. Wulf reached out with inhuman speed and half steadied half drug her the rest of the way. The whole time angry shouts and faces lunged at her from the crowd.

Suddenly they tumbled forward onto grass, the crowd behind them pushing up to the ten yard line but not past it. One man who’d gotten caught in front of Adam was now scrambling back over the line to be with the rest of the crowd. “Live weapons hot,” Wulf called out. Everyone started drawing their principal guns, Wells pausing only long enough to turn and hurl the Beanbag shotgun into the crowd, hitting a man in the front row in the face, splitting his nose open.

Adam drew the Torah from inside his satchel and opened to an old book mark in one smooth motion with the same sense of purpose Sarah used when pumping a shotgun. He started reading from the book in Hebrew holding his Star of David out in front of him. Though she’d never been particularly religious his words filled her with calm. His deep voice intoning words written thousands of years ago seemed to echo off the walls even louder than the music.

Sarah gripping her glock called to Wulf, “what about the crowd.”

“The compulsion that binds them to the band wont let them get any closer. We don’t have to worry about the crowd, we do have to worry about them,” he nodded forward to both sides of the stage where two groups of huge men with discolored skin carrying various large tools approached slowly trying to gauge the teams ability. 

“Are these people?”

Wulf watched them approach, “not anymore, the skins not right, they’ve been corrupted to far.”

Wells nodded his head to the left, “check out shades.” He was indicating a large man, slightly taller than Adam, two small horns protruded from his temples and a trickle of blood down the side of his face showed they were a recent addition. A large tattoo ran down his left arm showing different odd symbols. “That tat marks him, he joined willingly.”

“That’s a masters mark,” said Wulf, “he probably summoned them. Wulf’s head quickly moved back and forth between the two groups slowly forming a circle around them. “Thirteen roadies. Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we found the coven that summoned these bastards.”

One of the smaller roadies lunged forward, “good enough for me,” Wells yelled firing his sawn-off at the roadie, blowing a hole through his chest.

Suddenly, the field was bathed in sparks as one of the speakers exploded shaking the entire stage and the roadies swarmed the team. Sarah heard, Wulf’s twin pistols firing off to her side as she opened up with her glock. She fired with the kind of precision that’s born of hours on the firing range. Two shots center mass, next target. By the time they reached her she’d dropped three. 

The first one to reach her hit her hard across the chest with a large chunk of piping. She fell backwards, even through the vest she stung with pain. He hit her again as she fell, she twisted her body to catch herself. Another speaker exploded as she hit the ground she felt a thick heavy hand fall on her back. The place it touched grew warm, and she heard her attacker let out a scream of agony. As the hand jerked away she stood herself up and turned to see her attacker backing up, his hand on fire. 

She pulled her weapon up, held in both hands and put two in his chest. He fell backwards, the fire spreading from his hand to his clothes, filing the air with an acrid smoke. She was momentarily blinded as another speaker exploded. She blinked twice and her sight came clear in time to watch one of the roadies grappling with Wells. Wells held the roadie at bay with one hand, the creature clawing at his arm, as he shoved his sawn-off into the beasts neck and fired. The creatures body lurched backwards gripping Wells wrist as his head shot up into the air over the stage and through the goalposts. “And the kick is good.” Wells, pumped his fist into the air, except Sarah noticed that his arm ended at his sleeve. His hand was gone. She was about to scream when she realized there was no blood.

Her attention was drawn by Wulf who was going toe to toe with Shades, now the last standing roadie. Wulf had dropped his pistols and was dancing around his opponent with his two knives flashing in his hands. Shades stood and swiped at Wulf with his bare hands, now ending in long lethal looking claws. The claws hit Wulf’s sleeve and sparks danced off the armor. As Wulf dodged around his foe he lashed out, cutting him across the chest and arms. 

As Sarah watched looking for an opening where she could help, she noticed Shades wounds healing nearly as quickly as Wulf made them. She started to step forward when Wells stepped in her path. Wulf slashed across Shades stomach with both blades and then dropped down and rolled between his legs. As he passed under Shades, Wells fired both barrels on the sawn-off. A huge rent appeared across Shades back and he staggered forward. 

Wulf jumped up and slammed both of his knives into Shades neck. Then Wulf wrapped his legs around Shades mid section, shoving one of his feet into the hole in Shades back for leverage, Wulf twisted both knives. Shades let out a shriek of frustrated anger that faded to a soft gurgle as Wulf using every last ounce of his strength to sever the tendons in his neck, and kept cutting until his head fell backwards and to one side. As Shades fell backwards blood fountaining up from his neck Wulf loosened his legs and landed standing up, straddling the dead body. With a final burst of noise and light the last speaker exploded. With the bands playing barely audible from even eight yards away Sarah could still hear Ode to Joy and Adam’s prayer echoing through the stadium. 

“Reload,” Wulf cried. Sarah moved to eject her clip and slam a new one home then she turned to help Wells with his. He stood having just finished adjusting the glove on his left hand and beginning to load new shells into the sawn-off. If she didn’t know any better she’d never be able to tell there wasn’t a hand there.

They finished loading their weapons and stepped forward towards Adam, moving in-between him and the stage. They waited, listening to his prayer drone on and the bands music began to falter. Small mistakes at first; a broken note, a missed change over, then the drummers sticks fell to the ground. The singer staggered, his arms going limp and the microphone slowly falling from his fingers. 

Wulf flexed his shoulders to loosen them, “get ready.”

The guitarist was the last one to stop, the notes were off, his playing broken and tired. His pick tumbled from his fingers and he played on, blood beginning to cover his Gibson. Finally even that slowly halted, and he slid to his knees, the beloved guitar clutched to his chest. There was a long pause and Ode to Joy ended, and after a short pause, began looping back into existence. 

Suddenly an explosion of white light caused the team to turn their heads and the forms of four demons bound up out of the band. Huge bat like wings unfolded as they began to move toward the sky. A sudden jerk and one of the beasts hurled backward into the stages backdrop. Adam dropped to on knee digging into his satchel and screamed, “Fire.”

The three of them opened up with their weapons, by unspoken agreement they each aimed for the one they lined up with. Sarah was targeting a particularly grotesque fat demon that had appeared over the bass player. His long wings and thick claws glistened with some sort of bluish ooze. Every shot she fired hit it in the chest and as the last bullet left her gun she ejected the clip with one hand while drawing up her final one with the other. 

She slammed it home as the demon staggered on the stage near the bassist who and fallen unconscious to the floor. The demon tried to scream out, for a brief moment it locked eyes with her and she could see everything she could ever want; money, fame, love, her brother back, everything.

The demon reeled as a glass vial broke open on it’s chest. Sarah blinked paused the barest part of a second and then opened fire once again. She fired every shot hitting her target in the chest. She fired until the gun was empty, and kept on shooting, the slide pushed back, and the trigger wouldn’t squeeze anymore, and still she pulled on. Emotion coiled out of her and she screamed. Finally, in a fit of spent energy she took the gun and hurled it at the stage pelting the dissolving body of the demon that had tried to use her brothers death to woo her. 

Suddenly Adam was there, he held her in his massive arms. “It’s going to be OK.” And she cried.

*  *  *

They stood outside the stadium near the tactical truck. They sat in the midst of a sea of police and rescue vehicles. Sarah looked around at people who she worked with on a regular basis. “What do we tell them?”

“We have a good friend in electronics, he make the roadies look like terrorists with a nerve agent by this time tomorrow.” Adam sipped at some horrible coffee, “Don’t tell them the truth, those that believe you will never admit it, and those that don’t will banish you to the bowels of the weird case files. You’ll be a crack pot for the rest of your days.”

“How do you do it? Deal with all of this?

“We’ve dealt with the supernatural longer than I care to think about.”
Blake walked up carrying a Barrette 50 caliber rifle over his shoulder and stowed it in the back of the truck, pausing only long enough to wave at Sarah.

Wulf walked up, “let’s head out before they start asking too many questions about exactly who the hell we are.” 

Adam stood emptied his cup and walked to the front patting Sarah on the shoulder.

“See you doll face.” Wells started to pull himself up into the back of the truck.

Sarah looked at Wells, still in his tactical armor, helmet and all, even though Wulf and Adam had geared down. “Wells, I saw your hand in there.” the team froze.

Wells slowly turned to face her, “look it’s just that I…”

“It’s Ok, I don’t care that you have a prosthetic. I don’t know what happened that made you want to hide yourself, but you don’t have to hide who you are from me. I don’t care how bad you think it is.”

Wells knelt down so their faces were level. Sarah met the eyes of her reflection in the visor. “I appreciate that. Who knows, maybe some day I’ll show you what’s behind this face mask.” He touched his forehead to hers and put his hand on the back of her head. Then, he silently stood and closed to door.

end

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Monday, October 8, 2012

Ode to Treats


A Pillow Case Full of Dreams

Costumes
Friends
Night time
Neighbors houses
Doorbell
Trick-or-treat
Chocolate nougat
Cookie centers
Running running
Across the lawns
Through the streets
Peanut butter
Gum
Hello
What are you
Oh so scary
Carmel
Candy Corn
What a fine costume
Where have you been
Did we get that house
Apple cider
Penny candy
Fun
Fantasy
Taffy
Toothbrush!
Get the toilet paper...
Home
Pile
Too much sugar?
Good night
Sleep tight
And in the morning
Take of your costume


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Friday, October 5, 2012

Paranormal SWAT #1


Well, here we are the first Friday in October and as promised my first post of a Halloween monster story. I hope you enjoy the adventure of our daring heroes and now without further ado I present...

Paranormal S.W.A.T.
Supernatural Weapons & Arcane Tactics
and
The Cul-de-sac to Hell

They could see the flames from the highway.  Dr. Griffin Wells (scout and forensics) had joked from the back, “it’s never easy is it?”  After a groaning pause, everyone in the back began putting on their tactical armor.  Each standard SWAT suit, originally designed to be bullet proof, was also inscribed with sets of sigils and runes, up the arms and across the back, to ward of more incredible threats.

Rabi Adam Stein (religion and heavy weapons) drove the truck, “I guess this confirms he’s not a crackpot, Albert,’ he said indicating the pillar of green flames still some two miles away.

Wells called from the back, “yeah, thank god he’s not crazy.  He’s just screwed.”

Captain Albert Card (tactics, command, and sorcery) swiveled his seat around to face the back of the weapon lined command truck, “I think that’s quite enough, don’t you Griffin?”  Wells placing the tactical helmet over his head, the visor obscuring the insides nodded silently, “excellent.”

Douglas Wulf (close quarters and wilderness survival) was gathering up guns and handing them around.  “What munitions you want Captain?”

“Let’s wait till we get closer.  It’s quicker to outfit there than it is to get it wrong and have to redo it.”  He started to swivel his seat back towards the front.  Albert ran his fingers through his jet black hair, made even darker by his pale skin.  Wulf noted that he ran his thumb and middle finger over the sides of his widows peak, a sure sign he was thinking “Actually, belay that, green flames is a good indicator, get the blue clips with the cold iron slugs ready.  If we need anything else I’ll decide once we arrive.”

“Will do,” Wulf cried out moving to follow the order.  While busily at work he looked to the last and newest member of the team, “Lagoona, you OK?”

Blake Lagoona (aquatic operations and sniper), already in full gear, a slight gurgling noise coming from his respirator, gave Wulf a double thumbs up as his answer.  Wulf wasn’t entirely convinced, he had hoped for a smaller job to break in the rookie, hoping to see if Blake’s inability to talk would hinder the team.

As they grew closer to the Donovan home they noticed the runes of their armor beginning to glow a little bit brighter.

*  *  *

Jim Donovan had just regained consciousness when the command truck pulled up to the house.  He was lying in the street, everyone afraid to move him, not sure exactly what had gone wrong.  His neighbors anxious to ask questions.  Albert wasted no time and leapt from the truck and approached the crowd, parting them with a gesture and stern glance.

The back door burst open and the team leapt out taking stock of the burning home.  Wulf, moved to the middle of the lawn and began staring at the house, his eyes moving from window to window.  Occasionally, he appeared to sniff, as if a clue as to the families whereabouts could be drawn from the very air itself.  Dr. Mullan, one of Jims neighbors, approached the back of the command truck where everyone was waiting getting the last few pieces of equipment ready.  It was Adam who turned to face him, “You’re Dr. Mullan, correct?”

“Yes, I am Dr. Mullan and who are you folks, your certainly not any of the local rescue crews.”

Adams seven foot frame loomed over the doctor, the specially ordered set of tactical armor barely fitting over his heavily muscled arms.  “Rabi Stein,” Adam smiled easily while adjusting his helmet under the other arm, reached his hand out and shook the Doctors, “We’re specialists.  Margret Donovan called us in to consult a week ago, and clearly, they ignored our advice to get the hell out of the house.”  Adam paused and adjusted the collar of the green turtle neck that stuck out of the top of his armor.  “I hate to ask this Doctor, but are Margret and the kids still inside?”

“Call me Seamus, and sadly, aye they are.  But I’m not sure how helpful you’ll be here, son.  Some of the lads have been trying to fight their way through the fire,  but this ones not taking to water right.”  Adam looked around and noticed that some of the local men had run hoses to the neighboring houses and were fighting the blaze with the quick efficiency of Chicago firefighters.  “I’ve never seen green flames before, I fear the only thing you’ll be doing tonight Rabi, is last rights.”

“Adam.  Once the Captains done talking to Jim and finding out exactly what were dealing with, well head in.  Feel free to use any of the medical supplies in the truck to treat his injuries, we have neck braces and a stretcher so you should be able to move him.”  Adam turned and looked at Albert, who was failing to keep a disgusted look from his face.  “He looks like he’s about done,” turning to the rest of the team, “let’s form up.”

As Albert approached the back of the truck he called to Lagoona in the back, “Grab the white clips with the silver slugs, we may need those too.”

Wulf turned back from watching the house, “Captain…”

“I know Wulf,” Albert interrupted, holding his hands up, “not a great sign, but I’m not sure what were dealing with in there.  We’ll start with standard munitions, and see where we need to go from there.  So everyone should have 7 clips.”

Wulf nodded, “I appreciate the concern, but that’s not what I was going to say.   The house, it’s not burning, it’s sinking.”

Everyone turned to face the house, and it was true, the foundation was a good foot below what it had been a week earlier when Wulf and Adam had been out to look around.  Wells was the first to speak, “I heard the bottom was dropping out of the properties market, but this is a bit much.”

Adam ignored the remark, “So Albert, what’s going on?”

Albert sighed, “Lets head in, I’ll catch everyone up as we go.”

“OK,” agreed Adam, “you want me to grab Mary?”  Albert turned to the back of the van where Adam’s Gatling cannon hung in its cage, the only weapon locked up.

Albert thought for a moment before answering, “no, the walls on the house are to thin. We’ll just end up killing the neighbors. Lets go.”

As they jogged off across the lawn, Wulf and Adam securing their helmet’s in place, Albert began the quick description of the nights events.  “The evening started weird, furniture moving itself, random noises, flickering lights, and then the dog flew.   That’s when he called us.  I told him, tell the wife and kids your going for ice cream and head to a hotel until we clear the house.  He decided to tell the wife what was going on so her and the kids could pack.  Whatever’s in the house heard, and decided that was not how the evening was going.  While he was getting the car this happened, everyone else is still inside.”

As they reached the steps Mike Flynn, the local Fire chief, called out to them, “You can’t get in there it’s to hot.”

“It’s OK sir, we’re professionals,” responded Wells.

Albert stepped up to the house, pulled a small icon from around his neck and called out, “Klaatu.  Barada.  Nikto.”  The flames pulled back from the door and parted allowing a way inside.  Wells, readied his sawn off shotgun and dashed inside.

Adam, Lagoona and Albert flipped the safeties off on their assault weapons and Wulf drew his two pistols.  Adam leaned over to Albert, “Really, the Day the Earth Stood Still?”

“You have to put on a show, if people knew how easy magic was, everyone would be doing it, and where exactly would that leave us?”  Albert paused and then in a more serious tone, “are you going to be OK in there?  I know how you feel about fire.”

“There’s kids in there.  I’ll be fine.”  Albert decided to drop it not wanting to push his friend.

The team quickly followed Wells into the house, staying just behind him, but always with a clear line of sight.  The house was filled with an eerie green glow from the flames dancing across every surface.  As they moved through the foyer and into the house, they watched as Wells opened every side room and closet door, checking the contents of each. After five agonizingly slow minutes, they had cleared the ground floor and found no one. Wells signaled the group that he was moving to the stairs up to the second floor.

 As the team crouched at the base of the stairs, Wells slunk along the wall, the runes on his sleeves brightened as green flames danced across his armor.  It took only a few steps for him to reach the top, and move just past the lip.  The rest of the team prepared to follow him when then sudden bark of his shotgun filled the silence.  There was another shot and Wells quickly backed into view, and down the stairs keeping his shotgun aimed up through the opening.

“Report,” Albert’s voice was crisp and quick as the team fell in to guard positions around Wells, watching every direction.

“The house has stated a serious objection to us going onto the second floor, by way of a walking corpse.”
“God I hate zombies,” Wulf groaned.

Adam paused, “one of the family.”

“Too old, who ever it was, they’d been dead a while. Not a zombie either, I’m packing rock salt for the run through, didn’t want to accidentally kill one of the kids.”

“Are you sure you hit it?”  Albert queried.

“Both shots, upper mass. Second shot tore it’s head clean off, and it kept coming. Now that I’ve backed down stairs, it seems to have lost interest.”

Wulf chimed in, “So how do we stop the house?”

“Switch to white ammo,” Albert commanded, everyone quickly complied.  “Whatever it is, it’s not the house.”  Albert nodded up the stairs and Wells and Wulf moved forward in tandem.  “The house is only two years old, the Donovan’s are the original owners, nothing has happened here to make it the house.”

Albert went up next with Adam and Lagoona following behind guarding the rear.  Adam asked, “was the house built on a graveyard or did some sort of tragedy happen here?”

Albert took position at the top of the stairs while Wulf and Wells moved forward. “No I checked, I even interviewed the inspector who checked the land and they did some pretty extensive surveys of the area, they came up with nothing but a dead squirrel.”

“This is one pissed off squirrel,” Wells called out moving into a bedroom at the top of the stairs.  Just as he was most of the way around the corner an arm, bathed in green flames, reached out of the room and grabbed his shoulder.  Wells shotgun barked and the arm flew back into the room.  “Silver works.”  Wells fired his shot gun twice more emptying the chamber, “Wulf, two more.”

Wells ducked down and backed into the hall as Wulf stepped forward and raised his pistols through the opening, he fired four quick shots, then after a pause one more. “They’re down,” he moved forward and Albert moved up while Wells reloaded.  Wulf holstered a weapon while crossing into what appeared to be the boys bedroom.  He quickly flipped the bed on it’s side then moving to the closet flung the door open.

He turned back to the group, “It’s clear.”  A burst of green flames erupted from the floor in the center of the room, and a huge rotted body launched upward into the room between Albert and Wulf.  It hovered between the comrades wreathed in green flames and then settled down and rushed towards Wulf with a burst of speed.  With the creature between them neither Albert or Wulf wanted to chance hitting the other.  Wulf ducked down and with his empty hand drew one of the long bowie knives strapped to the small of his back.  He moved backwards out of the creatures grasp bringing the weapon with the deep red runes etched into it’s surface glowing bright enough to change the color in the room.  The beast moved in again pushing Wulf towards the wall, and swiped at him with a clawed hand.  Wulf raised his arm to fend off the blow, bright sparks showered the room where the beast claws touched the armor.  The runes on Wulfs armor flickered and their light died away.  Taking advantage of his speed Wulf moved inside his opponents reach and drove the blade of his knife deep inside the creatures chest.  The creature paused a moment suspended on Wulfs blade, then slowly dissolved into a puddle on the floor.

Adam who had moved up to the door to support the outside of the room looked inside, “Albert, the runes are red.  Whatever this is, it’s not evil.”

Wulf looked at the blade, “if they’re red he’s right. If this were evil it would be white.  Hell, background evil alone keeps this thing white most days.”

Albert took the knife from Wulf and looked at the runes flicker across it‘s surface, “everybody holster your weapons.”  Handing Wulf his knife Albert slung his own rifle over his shoulder. He moved out into the middle of the hall holding his hands up in a gesture of nonaggression.

“Hello, I don’t know who you are and I don’t know what you want. We’ll do what we can to help you, but these are good people, they haven’t hurt you. Let them go and let‘s see what we can do.”

The green flames on the wall began to move towards the center of the hallway just ahead of Albert, they leapt along surfaces, leaving no trail of destruction, they gathered before him piling on top of one another forming a great hulking shape, barely contained by the walls around it.  It formed before him, standing as a man wearing long ceremonial robes, where it’s head should have been rested was a miniature sun with a blocky face looking down on Albert.

Albert stepped back from the sun faced monster in a brief moment of panic he moved his hands to ward his face. When nothing happened he paused and took a deep breath and regained his composure and said, “Show me what you need.”

The Sun faced monster looked at Albert and then without warning let out a deafening scream that was accompanied by the sound of shattering glass, car alarms and emergency sirens.  The creature reared back and then dove towards Albert, relinquishing it’s form and forcing itself down Albert’s throat.  Albert’s face contorted into a look of pain, his body convulsed as if trying to expel something horrible and alien, yet nothing came.  When the last of the creature disappeared into his mouth, a tortured shriek of pure suffering echoed from Albert’s lips.

*  *  *

It had been a whole fifteen minutes since the flames disappeared and the screaming had stopped.  No one was sure what to do, broken glass covered the grass and streets. Local fire trucks had arrived and the men had hooked the hoses up and had headed in, even though the fire appeared to have been put out.  Some of the fire fighters emerged a few moments later carrying the children.

Once they set them down, Katie and Danny Donovan ran across the lawn towards their father.  He was so overcome he just sat there in shocked silence until they ran up and hugged him.  Margret walked out with the team, Albert was leaning against Adam.  In his left hand Adam held a purple and red cloth with something metallic dangling out of it.  Margret walked past Jim and went to talk to her sister, Jeanne and her husband Officer Mike O’Malley.

Seamus approached the men as they crossed the lawn, “is there anything I can do to help?”

Albert looked at the man about to say something and then seemed to change his mind, “can you take the children to their mother, we need to talk to Jim.”  Seamus agreed and gathered Danny and Katie and walked them to their mother.

Adam passed Albert off to Wulf and Lagoona who helped him into the back of the van.  Adam then held the rag up in front of Jim and let a small, ornate, obsidian amulet dangle out the bottom.  “So, this was the problem.  It’s an old Incan talisman, belonging to a priest of Inti, the God of the Sun.  It was in a cursed tomb, and your wife was the first person to actually touch it.  Dug up in Peru, travels a couple of hundred miles, personally carried by messenger, hand delivered to you, wrapped in a box, left as a gift for your wife, and some how no one touched it but her.  Fortunately, we have a friend whose an expert on cursed tombs and such, so he should be able to take care of this for us.”

Adam pulled a velvet cushioned, lead lined, teak box, fashioned by Irish Druids, specifically for this sort of thing, from inside of the truck and placed the amulet inside.  Then with a quick twist of his fingers he secured the wrought iron lock, and for a moment, the box glowed slightly.  “Two quick pieces of advice.  First, the next time you plan on killing someone with a cursed Incan artifact, don’t talk about it in front of the artifact.  Second, don’t cheat on your wife in front of the artifact, either.  Mostly because that’s just tacky.”  Adam walked around to the front of the truck and pulled himself up.

Jim stuttered, “You can’t prove, I mean, I didn’t…”

Albert rolled over on the bench in the back of the truck and looked at Jim, “you’re right, we can’t prove it, there is no way to arrest you for murder, since sorcery isn’t recognized as an actual thing in this country.  However, your wife knows your cheating on her, and with who, so, get a lawyer.  Also, when I’m better, if I’m still this pissed, I may come and find you.”  With that, Albert collapsed, the last remnants of his strength escaping his body like an icy breath on a cold day.

Wulf and Lagoona looked out at Jim from the back of the truck, Lagoona still in full gear, shook his head in disappointment.  Wells, also still in armor rested his hand on Jim’s shoulder.  Jim turned to look straight into the empty face plate on his helmet.  “Expect our bill, dumb-ass.”  Wells climbed into the back of the truck and closed the door.

The End

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Wednesday, October 3, 2012

A Well Pressed Metaphor


A Well Pressed Metaphor

Tonight we studied irony. We talked about nice pleats, good cuffs, and straight seams. We also talked about what makes Thomas Swift a rotten baby sitter. If you haven’t read a Modest Proposal I suggest you check it out.

The discussion broke down into two ideas, that sort of define irony or ironic speech/writing. The three pieces of irony, which is having a result that is the exact opposite of the expectations. There’s sarcasm, satire, and parody. Satire is defined as using language and literary means to illicit positive social change. I suppose if you define positive by the person who wrote the piece, then yes. Though I would think some people write satire just to be dicks. We also debated whether Alanis Morissette was a genius or an fool.  Since the song Ironic has no irony in it, which is quite ironic, don’t you think….

I’ve always liked parody Airplane, Blazing Saddles, and my all time favorite Loaded Weapon 1. Which is the skewering of an idea or genre without any attempt at social change. I like the idea of looking at a genre in a new way or new fashion and I find parody is usually the first step to doing something a little differently.

Finally we talked about the upcoming debate, I usually watch the debates, so this ends up being homework I was going to do anyway. I’m hoping both candidates are on their game, I like my debates spirited and informational. Certainly I’ll be checking politafacts.com in a day or so to see how accurate each participant was. I’m interested to see what Romney does here as he tends to poll as arrogant. Which gives him a pretty powerful tool in my mind, since no matter what he does he’ll be seen as arrogant he might as well just be arrogant. It should be interesting.

So tell me what you think, are you going to watch the debates? have you already seen them, and how do you think they're going? Head on over to facebook and let me know what you think.

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Ode to Spring


Sprung

Coiled metal hoop
In watches beds toasters but
Slinky is most fun

well how's my attempt at a Haiku? Any opinion head on over to facebook and let me know.

Friday, September 28, 2012

Cul-de-sac to Hell Preview


Well we're one week away from the first installment in my October Monster Stories. I thought I might post a quick preview. So here's a small excerpt from Cul-de-sac to Hell one of the adventures of a Paranormal SWAT team from Chicago. Come back next Friday and see how it turns out.



As they reached the steps Mike Flynn, the local Fire chief, called out to them, “You can’t get in there it’s to hot.”

“It’s OK sir, we’re professionals,” responded Wells.

Albert stepped up to the house, pulled a small icon from around his neck and called out, “Klaatu.  Barada.  Nikto.”  The flames pulled back from the door and parted allowing a way inside.  Wells, readied his sawn off shotgun and dashed inside.

Adam, Lagoona and Albert flipped the safeties off on their assault weapons and Wulf drew his two pistols.  Adam leaned over to Albert, “Really, the Day the Earth Stood Still?”

“You have to put on a show, if people knew how easy magic was, everyone would be doing it, and where exactly would that leave us?”  Albert paused and then in a more serious tone, “are you going to be OK in there?  I know how you feel about fire.”

“There’s kids in there.  I’ll be fine.”  Albert decided to drop it not wanting to push his friend.

The team quickly followed Wells into the house, staying just behind him, but always with a clear line of sight.  The house was filled with an eerie green glow from the flames dancing across every surface.  As they moved through the foyer and into the house, they watched as Wells opened every side room and closet door, checking the contents of each opening.  After five agonizingly slow minutes, they had cleared the ground floor and found no one. Wells signaled the group that he was moving to the stairs up to the second floor.

 As the team crouched at the base of the stairs, Wells slunk along the wall, the runes on his sleeves brightened as green flames dancing across his armor.  It took only a few steps for him to reach the top, and move to just past the lip.  The rest of the team prepared to follow him when then sudden bark of his shotgun filled the silence.  There was another shot and Wells quickly backed into view, and down the stairs keeping his shotgun aimed up through the opening.

“Report,” Albert’s voice was crisp and quick as the team fell in to guard positions around Wells, watching every direction.

“The house has stated a serious objection to us going onto the second floor, by way of a walking corpse.”

“God I hate zombies,” Wulf groaned.